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Thursday, May 18, 2006

O.C. Season Finale!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 18 at 10:03 AM

MISCHA.jpgFor all of you O.C. fans, tonight could be the greatest night of TV ever, because it’s The O.C. season finale (FOX, 9 PM)! While it’s definitely been a lackluster season, I believe we can cast the blame squarely on one character — MARISSA “DEVIATED SEPTUM” COOPER. She has spent the entire run of this show creating an unstoppable juggernaut of mayhem — from her fling with insane Oliver, to the death of Surfer Johnny, to almost every fight Ryan has ever been in — AND SHE MUST BE STOPPED. And tonight, we may just see our dreams finally come to fruition. According to IMDB.com…

Actress Mischa Barton may be set to leave hit TV series The OC, according to media reports. The 20-year-old actress, who plays Marissa Cooper on the show, has expressed a desire to focus on a film career. According to TVGuide.com, the show will return for its fourth season in the autumn, without Barton. The OC will air its season finale Thursday, where one character is killed-off. Producers have filmed several endings with different cast members dying, in order to keep viewers and the show’s staff in the dark. One of the endings reportedly features Barton’s character suffering a drug overdose.

Yay! A drug overdose! YAY! Waitasecond… didn’t she already have a drug overdose in Tijuana? She deserves a much more horrible death anyway, like slipping through a sewer grate and being swept out to sea.
POST YOUR FAVE METHODS OF MARISSA BITING THE DUST!

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Fucked to death by robots made in high school shop class.

Posted by Fnarf | May 18, 2006 10:13 AM

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I, for one, am surprised that with all the bonfires they've attended over the course of the show that no one has ever tried to shove her in. Not once. It would have been so easy—and it's not like it's murder, she's a ROBOT. She's just twitch and melt a little.

Posted by demondoyle | May 18, 2006 10:27 AM

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Shannen Doherty should make a guest appearance as Brenda Walsh. They meet at a party, drinks are thrown and Brenda devours Marissa like a crocodile eating Bambi. Then she coughs up her jewelry and pawns it before becoming the newest member of the cast.

Posted by kate | May 18, 2006 10:42 AM

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The death of Marisa would be the only thing that could keep the O.C. from continuing the slide that began at the beginning of the second season. The show once had so much promise!

http://www.artdish.com/review.asp?ID=5


Posted by Jim Demetre | May 18, 2006 11:03 AM

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I used to love the OC, but mostly due to Seth and his hot babe dreamgirl.

However ... ok, I would have Marissa and a hot Latina lover be found in flagrante delicto by our blond boy, and then the screen goes red.

Cut.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 18, 2006 11:04 AM

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licked to death by lindsay "fire-crotch" lohan.

Posted by bill | May 18, 2006 11:26 AM

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I don't watch the OC, but I've watched enough TV in general to know that it is clear from the commercials that it's that redheaded mom looking person that's going to bite the dust - "everything I did I did for you" is a classic pre-demise line. everyone knows that.

my money is on her.

Posted by Kreskin II electric boogaloo | May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

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check out gawker.com - they say that an email from access hollywood totally spoiled the ending, and marissa does indeed die.

YAY!

Posted by Kim | May 18, 2006 11:45 AM

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Four words: pack of angry hyenas.

Posted by Ryan | May 18, 2006 1:41 PM

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As long as Seth lives (he's the only thing worthwhile about the OC anymore), I don't care how they kill Marissa, as long as they also kill Summer...that would clear the way for a very taboo and very hot love affair b/w Sam and that blond dude (who is not as hot as everyone says he is).

Posted by Xu-Tech | May 18, 2006 3:07 PM

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Sam = Seth (I have no idea why).

Posted by Xu-Tech | May 18, 2006 3:08 PM

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i don't really care, as long as seth comes out, and then becomes a real person who falls in love with me. he *completes* me.


maybe her skeezy boyfriend will kill her during an S&M session.

Posted by konstantConsumer | May 18, 2006 3:38 PM

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