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Friday, May 26, 2006

No Moves

Posted by on May 26 at 12:17 PM

The DJ at SIFF’s opening party was not exceptional but he/she did manage to play a few dance classics that never fail a dance floor. But the problem was not so much the music than the dancers. There were no moves to organize them. Everyone was doing their own thing and it just looked chaotic. A dance floor of substance is one that is a community of moves—the oak tree, the cabbage patch, the snake, the sprinkler, the running man. (Admittedly, those are older moves; the new ones—booty shaking, crumping, freaking—lack the social value of dances like the old and trusty robot.)

Not long ago, I wrote this about a socially relevant dance that was popular in my late teens, which was spent in Gaborone:

Because there are more cattle than people (three to one) in the country of Botswana, it’s not surprising that in 1988 (or thereabouts) the most popular dance in the nightclubs of the country’s capital, Gaborone, involved imitating the movements of a cow. As the hiphop or funk jam played, people on the dance floor would bend over, let their arms hang, and move their shoulder blades up and down to the beat of the music. It was a convincing imitation, and those who mastered the dance mastered the dance floor.

Note: I hate line dancing (the electric slide, the achy breaky, and what have you). Unlike the totalitarianism of line dancing, a community of moves allows the dancer to retain his/her identity while at the same time using recognizable codes. The totalitarianism of line dancing, however, is much worse than what I saw last night: the anarchy of whatever.


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Um, there was definitely some sprinkler going down last night. Also, the classic line cast and reel in. And the DJ was a woman.

How much did you have to drink last night? It wasn't chaos if you were a part of it. Maybe you should drink more.

Maybe you should join a gym, check out some step aerobics.

Hey Nigga Schola,


Your postings lately sound like someone longing for a homogenous society. A mournful longing to live in Dutch public housing, and now this diatribe against "dirty dancing", worthy of "Footloose III".


It reminded me of the word the Dutch used for heterogenous society; "Apartheid". Get out your Nederlands dictionary and compare Vrijheid en Apartheid.


In your study of the wonders of Dutch architecture, you ought not exclude the Townships in South Africa, it was a handy way the Dutch solved the problem of "the self" and "the group". Just exclude the selves that don't fit into your group, then your group has a lot more harmony.


And now you of all people complaining about the chaos on an American dance floor.


What a funny world when an ignorant gay cracker like me get's called racist for not liking Hip Hop - music of violence and chaos. And then our Nigga Schola singing the praises of the nation that invented Apartheid, and trumpeting dead white Lutheran Philosophers.

well, if you had been out on the dance floor instead of moping at your table - yes, I saw you - then you would have admitted it was an awesome dance party this year, far better than the last few years.

everyone, except for a few morose people like our author, seemed to be having fun.

the best drinks were at the gin place, although it was nice to get a Starbucks frappacino to sober up at the end.

CloseEncounters ofthe FunkiestKind.
"Get up offa that thing,
and DANCE until you feel better"

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