Mary’s Money
John Aravosis tears Mary Cheney a million new assholes—and Simon & Schuster too, which paid Mary Cheney a million dollars for her bullshit memoir.
Simon & Schuster, a massive book publishing company that clearly hasn’t been around this long by wasting its money, reportedly pays the daughter of the sitting vice president a $1 million advance on a book that, well, doesn’t seem to do much of anything.I just went with Joe to the local bookstore and we took a look at Mary’s book. Sure, we’d read the reviews that said Mary’s book had nothing new in it, but we thougt we’d take a look for ourselves.
What we found was 200 sparse pages of Mary’s reflections on the 2000 and 2004 elections, and some mentions of her gayness. What we did not find is a book that anyone in their right mind would pay $1 million for.
Who would buy this? Gay people? Maybe a few (very few) but I doubt Repuglicans want to read this. All of the Cheneys are whores.