Slog - Comments on Lord Love a Freykis http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1 Dear citizens of the Slog: Perhaps some of you recall the saga of Daniel Freykis, the furious fellow with whom I first became acquainted on April 12, when he sent me the following email (sic throughout): Hey man, mu brother just sent me a link to your goddamn fish rapper...wow what a bunch of bullshit do you guys all eat each others ashole in that town to??? What in the FUCK man! He said "Dude you won't believe how gay this town is!” sure enough you sound like a frickin' fruit parade or something? Suck dick much???? Man you fags... Copyright 2007 Wed, 31 May 2006 15:16:22 -0800 Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:51:20 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Napoleon XIII Make sure he doesn't wing you with his bible and turn you into a Unitarian!

]]> Napoleon XIII http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246313 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246313 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:20:43 -0800 Comment by giantladysquirrels So what's Richard's email address?

]]> giantladysquirrels http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246334 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246334 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:24:33 -0800 Comment by konstantConsumer what ever. i'm sure HIS satanic will be.

]]> konstantConsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246344 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246344 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:26:43 -0800 Comment by Matt So, what's Richard's e-mail?

]]> Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246345 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246345 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:27:00 -0800 Comment by matt Damn. Gotta be quick around here.

]]> matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246354 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246354 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:29:35 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Re: Richard's email: Sorry, I'm keeping that one for myself. (Daniel's original email was a letter to the editor, Richard's was just for me. *Swoon!*)

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246360 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246360 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:30:15 -0800 Comment by Ari Oooh, I had forgotten my love for "Go Live in France pussy you faggots!" I can now live again!

]]> Ari http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246415 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246415 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:42:41 -0800 Comment by Longball "Take that for it will."

wow. are we sure these kids haven't been hanging out in Haditha lately posing as Marines?

]]> Longball http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246454 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246454 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 15:58:26 -0800 Comment by westy I'm confused by the tone of the cited passages. The first one is relatively well penned and cogent, but then he loses it in the second (his satanic is TOTALLY gonna be). What is it with these guys?

Anyway, I never got a response to my offer to fight the dude's bro in public for charity. Since I would have won, the proceeds would have gone to an as-yet undetermined AIDS organization, but I at least offered the hope that he might win by asking him to suggest a charity of his own. Never heard back. Offer still stands.

]]> westy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246470 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246470 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 16:01:58 -0800 Comment by digable I'll go out on a limb here and predict that "Danny" and "Richard" are probably one loney, bitter old Jesus freak in some Eastern WA hellhole like Moses Lake.

]]> digable http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246500 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246500 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 16:14:55 -0800 Comment by Rachel in Bellingham Right here, this is why I live for the Slog. And if Richard ever gets to reading the comments, I bet he'll fall all over Schmader's 'swoon!' ! I know I would.

]]> Rachel in Bellingham http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246521 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246521 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 16:19:16 -0800 Comment by Queequeg I wonder if these cowards have ever heard of "personal responsibility."

]]> Queequeg http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246530 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246530 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 16:22:52 -0800 Comment by Charles ...to add to the pile on and what not...
I'm confused by the tone of the cited passages. The first one is relatively well penned and cogent, but then he loses it in the second (his satanic is TOTALLY gonna be). What is it with these guys?
What happened? My theory is that Crystal Meth is what happened... between paragraph one and two.

but seriously, this is the kind of stuff that makes SLOG fun to read.

]]> Charles http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246594 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246594 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 16:36:06 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIII Hmmm...Dan and Dick Freykis.

]]> Napoleon XIII http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246651 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c246651 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 16:43:23 -0800 Comment by socialarsonist Nutjobs!
I love it when people who obviously never made it out of 4th grade (at best) English class try to insult the worth of other human beings. At least if you're going to condemn other people's lifestyles, do it with spell check, for Christ's sake.

I think that the meth comment was right on the money, by the way. And I love how in the first letter, Tweedle Dee trys to proclaim that Tweedle Dumb makes more money than the lowly writers at the Stranger. That may be, but being a male exotic dancer has its drawbacks as well. :)

]]> socialarsonist http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247018 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247018 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 17:22:38 -0800 Comment by socialarsonist And clearly above, when I said "trys", I meant "tries". I was just sympathizing with them a little, I think, grammar-wise.

]]> socialarsonist http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247030 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 17:23:46 -0800 Comment by Mike You know, there's probably about a 100% chance that these guys are armed. I'd hate for them to show up at the Stranger offices and go Kyle Huff on everybody.

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247047 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247047 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 17:25:52 -0800 Comment by socialarsonist as I'm sure your satanic will be.


famous last words?

]]> socialarsonist http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247088 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247088 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 17:30:01 -0800 Comment by Ari i forgot to make a joke above about how these guys seem to believe in the Gay Mafia. Is there any way we can make their dreams come true?

]]> Ari http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247189 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247189 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 17:43:10 -0800 Comment by Explorer I'm mixing up some pink concrete right now...

]]> Explorer http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247367 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247367 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 18:04:36 -0800 Comment by schmoo lol!

]]> schmoo http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247848 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c247848 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 18:49:14 -0800 Comment by catalina Vel-DuRay I have the joyless task of reading emails from customers of a major internet site, and have done so for several years. We have been accused being spammers (we're not), having a master file of all credit card information (we don't) and tracking everyone's movements via the use of cookies (if only we were that organized)

Accompanying these accusations is the inevitable threat to come to Seattle and kill us, blow up our building and - my personal favorite - go "IRA" on us. So far, nothing has come of it.

I'd say this is the same sort of garden variety bullshit from a simmilarly retarded mentality. Being a passive-aggressive type myself, I like to send these people a canned reply that thanks them effusively and has nothing to do with what they've said to us. It makes for an even more psychotic reply.

]]> catalina Vel-DuRay http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c248097 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c248097 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 19:21:04 -0800 Comment by alisa If 'aids' is God's way of dealing with people he hates, does it mean he hates Africa? And India? Also, I'm pretty sure a righteous rant doesn't get to count if it doesn't make sense.

]]> alisa http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249344 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249344 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 21:53:43 -0800 Comment by lavkian apparently nobody likes africa, including god. what a horrible place to live.

]]> lavkian http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249466 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249466 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 22:08:07 -0800 Comment by 98117 Wow! That's some lively reading. I missed the first installments and it was a joy catching up.

Nutjobs indeed. Nutjobs that must take that for it will and their satanic will be in France pussy.

]]> 98117 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249471 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249471 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 22:08:44 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIII Schmader:
You will at least have the decency to maintain an e-mail dialog with Richard, won't you? Try to ferret out as much about his (and Daniel's) personal lives as you can and enlighten us?

]]> Napoleon XIII http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249653 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c249653 Arts Wed, 31 May 2006 22:41:07 -0800 Comment by Aexia If 'aids' is God's way of dealing with people he hates, does it mean he hates Africa?

It means God loves lesbians most.

]]> Aexia http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251187 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251187 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:45:07 -0800 Comment by K Just think, everyone -- a dumbass like Daniel Freykis is now at least ten times more famous than each of you.

]]> K http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251791 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251791 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:18:01 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Just think, everyone -- a dumbass like Daniel Freykis is now at least ten times more famous than each of you.

Which should teach us all something about the value of fame.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251896 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251896 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:35:55 -0800 Comment by David Schmader P.S. to Napoleon: Your wish is my command. More Freykis delights coming soon...

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251931 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c251931 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:41:37 -0800 Comment by JB simply brilliant...david postman's blog will never reach this level of delight.

]]> JB http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c252014 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c252014 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:54:53 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIII Not until David Postman starts corresponding with Richard and Daniel, at least.

]]> Napoleon XIII http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c252709 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c252709 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:36:33 -0800 Comment by Cupie What would Jesus do in this case:

1. He'd heal their anger
2. Make wine from whine
3. Move his pussy faggot ass to France to live with his bitch Magdelaine

]]> Cupie http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c252712 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c252712 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:37:05 -0800 Comment by MapleLeaf I'm one of the Seattle fags that Daniel Freykis and his brother would dearly love to beat up; nevertheless I'm incredibly appalled that The Stranger WOULD PUBLISH A READER'S EMAIL ADDRESS FOR CHIRST SAKE!!!

In this age of cyber crime and identity theft that's an incredible breach of privacy, not to mention that it breaks the trust between a newspaper and its readers.

To rectify this ghastly transgression, The Stranger should do the following:

- Publish an apology in print and online.
- Pay Mr. Freykis the cost of any fines or credit trouble he has incurred by criminals using his email address.
- Pay for a five year subscription to an internet service provider for Mr. Freykis to have a new email address.

That would be the right thing to do.

]]> MapleLeaf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c253004 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c253004 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:26:24 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIII Good point. And I think the Stranger should do that...

...If Daniel Freykis shows up in person to collect.

]]> Napoleon XIII http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c253290 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/05/lord_love_a_freykis_1#c253290 Arts Thu, 01 Jun 2006 13:01:34 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale He may show up to demand it, as pages from the manifesto drop out and downwards, piecemeal, from under the arm he's also holding the butt of his pole-ax with.

http://library.thinkquest.org/J0113214/page2.htm

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