I think my favorite part has to be "it shits out freckles."

What the fuck happened to the fucking first fucking ammendment? Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I hate censorship...

that's it, no child or relative of mine is inheriting a damn penny from me. the world needs no more rich bitches.

"Fire Crotch" is a slur right up there with the rest of the slurs we all know and love. That guy is a fucking asshole and should be sued for slander. Fucker. Despite her big celebrity name thing Lindsey Lohan still only 19 years old. Christ.

Firecrotch, yum.

Holy crap.. if there were a god, those guys would have gotten hit by a car right in the middle of that video. That would have been awesome.

uh, "fire crotch" might very well refer to her naturally red hair. assuming the little skank doesn't shave down south.

I wanna see Paris whoop that ginger ass of Lohan. Show her whos the biggest Beatch in hollywood.

Lindsey will come out on top of this feud. Paris has no talent, has a sex tape out and a wonky eye.

While Lindsay's acting abilities and talent may be suspect, at least she's earned her 7 million on her own.

Why are red pubes and freckles considered something to be ashamed of? I think that might be the best groin combination imaginable.

P.S. Hump (and his honey baked ham) rule. Thank you for gracing the slog.

Paris & Dave are just upset because they have herps
and no matter how much fucking bling you have it can't cure that shit!

SNAP! So true, Paris has the downstairs herps and a wonky eye.

Speaking of firecrotch... I lost my virginity to a redhead and the majority of my relationships, that were initiated in large part by the woman, were with redheads. I don't actively discriminate but it just turned out that way. Redhead women just tend to be drawn to me, and I don't know what it is.

Go Fug Yourself has a great take on these ranting of the barely coherent Davis

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

During the tape, when Brandon takes a dig at Lohan by saying she lives in a motel, I really wanted the interviewer to make a Hilton joke.

And I's rather be known as "Fire Crotch" than "Walking Syphillis" or whatever disease the Hilton sisters have.

It is not lindsay's fault I feel bad for her I dn't care how arrogant she is or she won't return any of my calls JK I would of helped her light this fools crotch on fire since his dad owns an oil company we could put oil down his pants and set him on fire and then Paris will say her trademark catchphrase "that's hot" That is what grinds my gears.

Paris Hilton is a slut and she looks like a pelican.
Brandon Davis is a son of bastard, he dribbles like a mad dog when he speaks.
baahhhh!!!!

who knows what "fire crotch" means??
and what Brandon Davis says about Lindsay's freckles??

Paris and Brandon need to realize: they are not rich, their parents are! Lindsay EARNED all her money. Oh and Paris's movie "house of wax" was an amazing film! I enjoyed watching her die. The only thing she did in that movie was strip. At least she died in her favorite position: on her knees. They, out of all people, have no right to make fun of anybody. She's the human STD, and he has a speech problem, not to mention the obsessive drooling.

why is being called a redhead and having a "fire crotch" something to be ashamed of? i feel sorry for lyndsey and paris needs to stop acting like shes in high school, and maybe shes only worth 7 million but at least shes earned it herself.

For those of you who are asking "What the hell is a fire crotch?” according to the encyclopedia of sex, a fire crotch is a person with red pubic hair. It's not an insult, just a sweaty guy whose dad made his fortune by getting the oil off his sons face thinking he is cool when in reality he isn't. Paris Hilton is a slut, who has been in more sex tapes than real movies, so think about it, who cares? Let's start a new meaning to fire crotch. Paris Hilton is a fire crotch, because she lets anyone, who wants to, fuck her! So far it’s only about 3, the others she raped!

Also, Lindsay is a hard worker and she doesn’t have to listen to someone who had to suck everyone's cock on the set of "House of Wax" just to have a role. Score: Lindsay: 4; Paris: another STD!

omg!! I FUCKINN HATE PARIS HILTON, even more now. before i had no problems with her...but now, aaagh!! Lindsay Lohan is talented, and has alot going for her!! Paris has nothign going for her, she just has lots of money and has no life! she's pathetic. i basically just think that she's jealous of Lindsay, and that she's sad cuz she doesnt have any friends!!

i have a question tho? Paris's sister was in the video for like 5 seconds, and was also seen laughin! but isnt Nicole neutral with everyone. she's the nice one, i hope she doesn't turn out to be like her sister!!!!

Actually just so you guys know.. Linday makes over seven million per-film... And its not like he has any money.. HIS DADDY does.. and puts him on a budget (kinda like britney and kevin) lol BUT yea he is an ignorant pissant who needs to be squashed. and its not like any of the songs which leaked off of paris's CD were actually listenable! so u know there dumb.. Michelle Trachtenberg needs to stop hangin with them and im done!

"it shits out freckles."

what does it mean?

My first was a redhead... I'm biased, but the truth is there's nothing sweeter than or more beautifully precious. looking, tasting a readhead is next to divinity. They also have the most beautiful nipples/aureolas. Lindsey is a "wooden man maker"!

I've been with a red read and his fire crotch was.. well "hot".