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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

A Memory of JFK

Posted by on May 2 at 15:57 PM

While driving me from Sea-Tac to this office, after a uneventful five-hour flight from New York City, the first Mudede, my father, to ever set eyes (and a foot) on that big city of dreams tells me this story:

“Yes, it was 1971, autumn, and the pilot seemed to be promoting Manhattan, because we kept circling it, about five times. But I was impressed. I said to myself, ‘Now what is this?’

When we finally landed at JFK, I was informed by a ticket agent that I had missed my connection to Nashville. (All of that circling about the city must have been behind that.) Anyway, I was told that a flight for Nashville was available at another airport, La Guardia, later in the evening. I asked the ticket agent how far La Gardia was from JFK, and he told me about 12 miles. Because I was in the habit of walking that kind of distance in Qwe Qwe [Rhodesia-now called Zimbabwe], I decided to walk to La Guardia. This would also allow me to see the famous city from the ground.

Well, I started walking and walking and walking and walking; and it got darker and darker and darker. At last I came across a building with a lit window. In the window, I saw a woman, and I knocked on the glass. The woman turned and saw me. I asked her where I was, and she told me I was at JFK airport. My goodness, I thought to myself, walking was not going to work at all. The woman was kind enough to show me where I could catch a bus to La Guardia and that is how I eventually got there. New York City is very big, even by bus.”


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what a charming little tale.

nice to see that the apple clearly does not fall far from the mudede tree.

Hey Scholar Nigger,


That's a funny story about your father going to JFK and how he thought he could walk twelve miles like back home.


But what about poor 'mericans who never make it to New York city? Some 'mericans work their ass off their whole life and still can't afford to fly to Manhattan. Your family is privledged to be able to swap stories about trips to Manhattan. Must be nice.


But what I really wanted to ask you about is killing of civilians, enforced disappearances, destruction of villages, rape and other forms of sexual violence, pillaging and forced displacement, throughout Darfur.


It must not be as bad as they say because you and your collegues are writing about dining on dijon crusted halibut, and never mention thousands of poor africans dying.


Since you say nothing about Darfur, I just go to my Microsoft job designing software so I can inventory my refrigerator through the internet, and never run out of organic yogurt.


I mean if a nigger scholar from Africa doesn't care about genocide, that must mean the rest of us are free to eat fancy food and worry about naming the newest gay bar right?

Great story Charles!

really, 'merican, does anyone eat yogurt any more?

this story was lovely.

Well, you've left us hanging. Why was Mr. Mudede going to Nashville?

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