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Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Jesus Saves Sells

Posted by on May 3 at 18:51 PM

Wondering why Microsoft stock took such a beating last week? Because Jesus is angry—oh, so angry. At least that’s what Rev. Hutcherson is claiming, and Hutch wouldn’t lie to us, now would he? It’s not like Hutch has ever lied to us in the past—er, except for when he has.

Blatherwatch has the full story.


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The story is ok, the comments by God and RedRachel are must-reads. :-)

i like the tory guys last comments: "wait, rachel! don't go! you're a cold and heartless bitch!"

Just let the guy alone. It is like picking on the mentally challenged guy preaching on the street corner.

Cut the guy some slack and let him go on. He gets more press when you let it known he is under your skin.

Unlike the mentally challenged guy on the street corner, Hutch is a political player in this state. He has weight. When he opens his mouth and spews his un-Christian garbage, it's news.

I'm all set up to receive more stock tips from Jesus, but I haven't heard any. Is this going to be something like my penny stock spam?

Given Hutch has practically lived in a cave since his silly little bombshell media announcement that wasn't, I think Jesus is actually mad at someone else.

Stock dips are water off of Bill Gates' back in comparison.

Bill Gates personally lost more net worth in one day than the entire company Costco is worth. I don't think that's water off a duck's back. Microsoft's also been slammed from about six directions by Google, Yahoo, Flickr, Youtube, etc. -- they've fallen further behind in the web wars in the past six months than in all the years before.

I imagine things are a bit tense in Redmond these days. I'm trying to work up some tears here, but it's not coming.

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