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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Jade is gone!

Posted by on May 17 at 20:35 PM

YES!! Jade just got cut from America’s Next Top Model.

I LOVE seeing her get cut. Oh man.

Her parting words: “The judges overlooked my ability and my confidence was mistaken for arrogance. This face will definitely be hard to forget. Jade will be hard to forget.”

Then she read some crappy poem, and walked down the hall snapping her fingers and laughing like an asshole. That girl is absolutely awful.

Joanie is totally gonna win.


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Am I the only one who doesn't watch american idol? How the fuck is paula abdul considered an authority on anything related to music.

Good God. I thought you meant the Jade Pagoda.

Megan--did you know that a model from season 2 works in a bar in pioneer square?

DANIELLE IS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! I WIN!

I can't remember if i was arguing with you about this or not. Joanie was nice, but Danielle was fucking awesome!

I used to love this show, but quit watching after last season.

Can anyone name the last 3 winners? Are any of them "really" Top Models? And no, Sears catalogue work doesn't count.

At this point it seems to be a beauty pagent for girls with anorexia/bulemia.

Sadly, I can name ALL of the ANTM winners. I think last season (oops, I mean last "cycle")'s winner, Nicole, is probably doing real modelling - the judges were very excited about her potential as a hgh fashion model, and she was only 18, so probably young enough to have a career. Some of the other contestants have done some acting, ANTM2 winner Yoanna (still the best in terms of photos IMO) is host of some cable show, but 3rd place finisher Elyse from the first season has had a very successful modelling career in I think Hong Kong. She has a blog that fucking hilarious.

Sad that I know this, isn't it? I swear I never had any interest in models or modeling before this show!

Not to mention that Naima (and Ya-Ya, who didn't win because she was arrogant, but her arrogance pales in the light of Jade's) have burgeoning acting careers. Ya-Ya even had the female lead in that Antonio Banderas dance number a few months ago! Top Models are never going to be no Kate Moss, but dang, their alumni are doing better than a lot of other reality shows'.

Who works in pioneer square?

I am SO happy that Danielle won. After Jade got kicked off, I would have been happy with a tie between Joanie and Danielle, but Danielle was my favorite the entire cycle. I so thought Joanie had it.

Also, what's the address to Elyse's blog?

Jenascia (may not be right on the spelling) works in Pioneer Square.

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