In advance of tonight’s “and then there were three” new episode, please enjoy this impressive interview with “the world’s first supermodel”/America’s sassiest corpse Janice Dickinson.

Not only does the psychotically divine Ms. D allude to having fucked Bill Clinton, she cannot contain her hatred of Britney’s hubby, whom she dubs “Kevin Priceline” before sharing her theory that Britney’s only with him because of his sizey wang.

(For the record, the “K-Fed is packing and Britney’s enslaved” theory was first put forth by Ms. Kerri Harrop, the day after the premiere of Brit & Kev’s show Chaotic. Having heard the completely specious theory from two women with reputable crotch instincts, I now consider it to be fact, or something.)