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Beware Fake Papal Organists, Vatican Warns
That’s right, kids, you shouldn’t believe just anyone who tells you the Pope sent him to see your organ. Only guys in Roman collars have the Pope’s permission to run around the world pawing at other peoples’ organs.
Catholics are all child molestors, and cross themselves all the time. Jews always try to get everything for cheap and bring up the holocaust every five minutes. All religion is stupid. Burn the Bible and the Torah.