Hey Nigger Scholar,

For about a decade those phoney African spam emails have been flooding every computer in the county.

Ten years ago it was funny to comment about them.

But it seems beneath the dignity of an important nigger scholar like you to be wasting your time writing about email spam when an entire race of people is being wiped off the face of our earth in Darfur.

I know, I know, it's up to the white folks to write about African genocide ... for some reason.

But to this student it's odd that after years of hearing that the only reason we don't care about African genocide is because white male media oppressors won't write about it, to now have our very own nigger scholar writing about the same trivial nonsense the white males used to distract us.

I guess if nigger scholars like you care more about silly email spam than tens of thousands of innocent Africans dying, then the rest of us can go happily off to our microserf jobs designing software so you can use the internet to see how much organic yogurt you have left in your refridgerator.

What do an e-mail scam and genocide have in common?
Nothing. What a ridiculous comparison.
You are clearly a student of missing the point and embarrassing your-dumb-ass-self in the process.

Hey Nigger Scholar,

Email scams and genocide have nothing in common, that was my point.

While genocide is happening in Africa our nigger scholar is writing about something completely non-related, something silly and meaningless.

So if our Nigger Scholar makes no connection between our lives here in Seattle and the tens of thousands of people dying in Africa, then it must be OK for the rest of us to ignore the genocide as well.

But sometimes I can't help but think about the African children being slaughtered as nigger scholar sits typing away about funny email spam.

So I just read more email spam and thoughts of African children pass out of my mind.

Isn't that your bold lesson for us nigger scholar?

hey student
I've never gotten through one of your posts. Do they getter better at the end? Maybe you should try journal writing?

Student is that tiresome frat guy who keeps telling the same unfunny joke over and over and over and over again to the same people and thinks he's fucking hilarious/clever everytime.

Be careful confusing student the person with the student's writing. Mudede has made the point that the words are never the person. Student may be a woman for all we know, or may be Mudede himself.

The words you read have no connection to the person who wrote them, once they are written they are simply words.

Seems to me that someone enjoys the pseudo shock value of dropping the N-bomb as often as they can. If this troll is not black, I would like to see how many times they would actually say the word in front of a real live black person.

There are always children dying in Africa. I don't read The Stranger to be reminded of that, who cares really? Let the Christian missionaries go try to save them. I'm glad Mudede ignores African problems. Most people do.

Years back the Stranger used faggot a lot to make it less nuclear, they're now doing the same with nigger.

I've heard in person Dan Savage is not nearly as comfrontational as he is in writing, so many writers act very differently in person than they do in words.

Don't confuse a person's words with their persona as a writer. Student could be black, yellow, brown or possibly Mudede himself.

Dear Student:

Here's a thought: if you're so concerned about the plight of refugees in Darfur, I'll be more than happy to drive you down to Sea-Tac and put you on a plane bound for Khartoum, so you can go help the cause. I'm sure the U.N. and all the other NGO's on the ground there could use an extra hand.

If you don't have the money for a one-way ticket, I'll gladly loan it to you - interest free.

If you're not willing to take me up on my offer, then may I kindly suggest you cease your pathetic pseudo-sanctimony, and do the rest of us a favor by shutting the Hell up, as you will have proved yourself to be a Grade-A shite-spewing hypocrite.

Your call.

Hey Nigger Scholar,

Why are these people hatein' on a dumb frat boy like me who just wants to learn?

I don't want to go to Africa, and I don't even care if Africans die, if nobody else here cares. It's just that on TV all the time they're talking about Africans dying and nobody in America doing anything.

The reason I read you nigger scholar is because you never mention Darfur, you just talk about boybands, old ladies in the Walgreens parking lot, and how the Old Train station is based on some building a white man put up in Italy a hundred years ago.

I like to read about soothing things like that. It makes me feel smart and informed, and gives me something to talk about over spinach salad at the Frye museum cafe.

What's hypocritical about saying I'm just like everyone else here, I don't want to do anything about Africans dying, I just want to read about boybands?

The problem is in my oppression class they said the reason african writers can't tell us about genocide is because white males won't let them write about it.

So I just want to make sure no one's preventing our nigger scholar from writing about Darfur and it's his choice to tell us about the problems of hippy boybands and how pretty grandmas look in Walgreens parking lot instead of the problems of thousands of dying african children.

My only real problem is working my microserf job creating internet software so you can tell how much organic yogurt you have left in your refrigerator.

My only real problem is working my microserf job creating internet software so you can tell how much organic yogurt you have left in your refrigerator
It wasn't funny the 1st time.
Go crawl in a coffin.

Hey Nigger Scholar,

Now they are hatin' on my Microserf job.

I never said my job was supposed to be funny.

I just was telling you that while tens of thousands of innocent africans die, I spend my day writing software so Americans can use the internet to see how many frozen pizzas they've got in the fridge.

I love my job and get paid a lot of money for it. When I get off work I read nigger scholar to feel good about my life.

When I read nigger scholar I know that all is well in this best of all possible worlds.

"Hey Faggot" wasn't funny the first time either, but it ran for years in this publication.

Just because something is no longer funny doesn't mean The Stranger will stop running it.

Student is most likely Mudede himself trying out new jokes to piss off the NAACP.

What does any of this exchange have to do with Sir Edward Heath?

What a wonderful world in which someone as apparently cosmopolitan and free thinking can recieve such a valuable gift from a stodgy british conservative.

I would however implore Mr. Mudede to consider the Irish blood which saturates the gifted loot, and to consider pooh-poohing the proffered pounds (presumably) out of solidarity with those who (at least after a couple of whiskeys) consider themselves to be americans of irish descent.

Student should start a blog named Hey Nigger Scholar, and just go away.

Student and Mudede are likely one and the same. Just another Stranger prank to stir up readers. Don't take any of it seriously.

stylistically and sense of lame humor wise, student and observer are likely one and the same.

On behalf of stupid white people and ugly americans everywhere, I would like to personally apologize to Mr. Charles Tonderai Mudede.

I do not know why it is that among some of my race there are still the enduring cultural traditions of the Klan and the pogroms.

It continues to amaze me who you can keep your composure and continue to comment eloquently before these baboons, shitting in their hands and flinging it at you with an air of superiority.

It gives me some perspective on great leaders like Sitting Bull, trying to talk sense to these same animals' grandfathers.

Charles is a true prince in the way he rises above the frey. His recent posting notes he has family is in the highest levels of the Zimbabwe government, (their name appears on every passport) so he comes from practically royal linage. That regal bearing should intimidate these lower class white baboons writing in from mobile homes in Auburn to give up. True aristocracy always rises to the top, and a real prince like Charles should enjoy the privledge of not having to put up with stupid poor people.