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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Damn You, Jolie!

Posted by on May 30 at 11:34 AM

I am so SICK of Angelina Jolie! She does everything she can to thwart gossip whores (like ourselves), and is largely successful. For example? Keeping her baby confined in her vagina until the Memorial Day weekend, when SHE KNOWS no one will be paying attention! And what’s the baby supposed to do during all that time? Work Sudoku puzzles??
Then when we’re winding up to call her the biggest bitch homewrecker EVER, she goes and donates 315,000 smackers to Namibian hospitals to “help others in need”. WHATEVER! You still broke Jennifer Aniston’s heart, you philanthropic trollop! And if I were a Namibian, I’d tell you to donate your money… up your ass!

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She is so fucking hot!

I have had a mad crush on her ever since her lesbian movie phase; Gia was amazing and her portrayl of Leg's in Foxfire was pretty sexy.

yeah celebrities need stay in the kitchen where they belong, whore out at the club, and binge out on crack so we can all laugh at their expense.

this do-gooder shit is boring.

Who is Angelina Jolie?

The Patron Saint of Reformed Hoodrats

uterus, not vagina

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