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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Curious George

Posted by on May 10 at 16:29 PM

Discovery Channel News is changing my life at this very moment.
It started with this:
Dolphins Name Themselves.
Um, okay. Creepy, but I can deal. Then this happened:
Drunk Monkeys Mirror Humans.
“The singly housed monkeys certainly drank more than the socially housed monkeys.” God. I know, right? Depressing. And then THIS:
Monkeys Pay to View Sexy Photos.
They literally pay! With juice! To look at a picture of a lady monkey’s monkey-junk! Juice is monkey currency! I think I speak for everyone when I say that being a monkey sounds like a 24-hour party situation. How much juice will it cost me to get a room at the Naked Monkey Peep-show Boozehouse?