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Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Coming Soon to a Peaceful Protest Near You

Posted by on May 3 at 14:57 PM

From New Scientist Tech (hat tip to Sploid):

Rioters could soon be in for a slippery surprise. Researchers at the Southwest Research Institute in San Antonio, Texas, US, are working on a new non-lethal weapon that could quite literally bring them to their knees — by sliming them.

The institute has developed a super-slimy substance. When fired at an unruly mob it causes rioters to simply slip over.

Riot police or troops would wear a back pack with three cylinders — one containing compressed air, another filled with plain water and a third containing a supply of very dry, finely ground, polyacrylamide powder. A nozzle, resembling a shower head, would blasts two separate jets, containing the water and the polymer powder, in the general direction of an ugly crowd.

As the two jets mix in the air, after clearing the nozzle, they create a slimy mixture that covers the ground and causes everyone in the area to fall down. Even vehicles should be unable to get a grip on the goo, the patent says. And because the gel is non-toxic, it should cause no permanent harm, besides a few bruised bottoms, that is.

But can they have it ready in time for the 2008 Republican Convention?


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Presumably this is just a giant version of the Oozinator Blaster, featured here yesterday.

I sure hope there aren't any elderly people in the crowd when they use this perfectly harmless weapon.

A search of the Southwest Research Institute's website reveals that this thing was announced to the public in 2001.

That's it! I am going to be a riot cop. they just have too many fun toys these days.

so it will cause cars to slide around uncontrollably. that sounds non-lethal to me.

Yeah, can't wait for the endless stream of equally slimey litigation that'll ensue the second this stuff gets used...

What is up with this one-sided arms race over protests? Let's just finish it off once and for all - give every police department a B-2 capable of dropping gps guided nerf bombs that in turn drop nerf bomblets that in turn sprout little robot legs and arms and run around punching protesters in the nuts. I think I liked government R & D better when they were just trying to find novel new ways to melt slavic civilians.

I love the PR all over the place about how this stuff is "non-toxic." From Wikipedia: "Polyacrylamide is not toxic, but un-polymerized acrylamide can be present in the polymerized acrylamide. Therefore it is recommended to handle it with caution."

The material data sheet for this stuff reveals a little more interesting news like contact "irritates eyes. May irritate skin."
http://www.hydrosource.com/web_clp/990310/Msds0399.htm

The "Precautions" from that data sheet?

"Precautions: Keep from children. Keep away from food. Wear goggles or other eye protection to keep the dust out of your eyes. Since this material may irritate your skin, wear suitable equipment to avoid prolonged or repeated skin contact. Do not allow the dust to get under your clothing. Do not ingest: wash up thoroughly at breaks, before eating meals and when you are done handling this material. Never drink water which has been used to soak this product, or which has been in contact with it.

Always wear a dust mask or respirator, where the possibility of inhalation exists. Avoid creating dust clouds. Keep material (especially the dust) away from sparks and other sources of ignition.

Avoid conditions where you might slip on the wet material."

And, nicely, it can break down into the non-polymerized byproducts of acrylamide and acrylate, the former being classified as "toxic" and the latter is a known teratogen (cancer-causing agent).

Gee golly, sounds like fun to me. Spray away, riot police!

Good thing noone can buy plastic tarps in Amerika.

oh, wait, they can.

gonna be funny.

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