Stop sending in your resumes! After Britney Spears fired her nanny last month for allowing baby Sean Preston to take a noggin crackin’ face flop out of his high chair, a replacement has finally been found, according to fadedyouth.com. BUT HOLD ON A MINUTE! That ain’t no nanny — it’s a MANNY!
And while he’s certainly cute enough for Britney to pull a Jude Law, he looks a bit on the flabby side to be getting into physical altercations with the papparazzi. SIGH. Where’s Hulk Hogan when you need him?