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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Be Warned

Posted by on May 27 at 8:59 AM

Never eat (in 1 day)

1 jumbo dog at the Mariners game
1 regular dog at the Mariners game
1 Coke
1 beer
1 bag of Cracker Jacks (????)

2 vodkas at the Re-Bar

Pizza at Gordon Biersch
Garlic fries at Gordon Biersch
2 vodkas at Gordon Biersch

Pop corn at the Midnight movie
Weird candy at the Midnight movie


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Did that midnight movie get any better? After 20 laughless minutes, I decided to go home. Many people seemed to be laughing, but I think they were all brain-damaged.

It is Cracker Jack (tm).

The plural is Cracker Jack.

Wether you eat one bag or thirty tons, you eat Cracker Jack. Lots and lots of Cracker Jack.

JESUS... how are you still alive, Josh?!

We aren't really getting the whole picture, Josh.

You forgot to include what you had for breakfast and lunch.

---Jensen


I blame myself.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ- this is nothing

Thanks for promoting Gordon Biersch restrautants to your hip, affluent, demographic. We like to think of ourselves as a "local" restrautant in all the West Coast communities were we do business.


For those of you who you haven't visited us yet, each Gordon Biersch restaurant features a unique décor and atmosphere that provides an inviting space for social gatherings, casually sophisticated dining occasions, and private dining events for groups from 15 to 500.

And Godawful garlic fries!

Gomez, I don't know how I survived. I didn't think I had survived while I was puking as I was puking.

You know what's ZZZZZZZZZZ? Comments like yours Steel Guts. Oooh! ZZZZZING! It's Saturday morning and the Stranger's blog, which has more posts per days than any other blog in Seattle, isn't ZZZZZZZippy enough for you? Then how about you fuck off and go read something else on the the World Wide InternetZZZZZZ? Or toss something interesting into the comments thread and gets something started? No, you're just here to bitch, you dumb fuck troll.

MMMM, SKGEE, tasty bile! Can I have another helping? Reminds me of your Mama.

By the way, if you weren't such a worthless drunk maybe you'd know the difference between Saturday morning and 1:50 PM.

And maybe we not be such a cranky baby wah wah poopy pants . . . . .

JOSH - PUKING JOSH

You did not add the drive thru stop with the fries, oreo shake and three jumbo burgs with extra pickles and mayo.

Steel guts - stop by for a free food coupon. We will know who you are.

And the Grouch Skgee, try beating off more oftern. Life improves a lot.

And then you will have somethiang to post about, to add to the zippy Sat. threads, so world wide important.

Josh, send a pix of your belly, far more interesting to me than its contents. And then Skgee can beat off to the photo. Hariy? Smooth? Scars? Abs like?

As the person who carried the Gordon Bierch baton with you, I can only say you held up well for the rest of the evening. Maybe you needed some more garlic fries...

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