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Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Bad Advertising

Posted by on May 3 at 10:19 AM

I was doing some internet research for a story when I ran across this little gem on a Christian site:

eternity with god.gif

She doesn’t seem very jazzed about the prospect…


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Is that from the "got questions?" site? It's interesting, in the most euphemistic possible sense, that those who seem surest about god would want to spend eternity with a bunch of other humorless, fearful simpletons.

Apparently the most fabulous people aren't invited to eternity. If god can't even throw a decent party, he ain't all that, nor a bag of chips.

LOL. It's like she's thinking, "If heaven is this boring, then send me straight to hell."

"god is such a bore! cmon, dudes, where is the keg?!"

That ad is creepy as hell. "Kiiilll youuurself. Doooooo it. God is waiiiiting for yooooouoo". At least that's what I assume it would would say beneath the headline, I could be wrong.

god's actually really exciting for the first couple of hours, but really, you can only play Bibleopoly so many times.


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000JMNM/102-5855915-1617739?v=glance

My favorite church message is, "Don't let your worries kill you. Let the church help!"

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