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Monday, May 22, 2006

Aping Wine

Posted by on May 22 at 17:08 PM

Hot diggity damn! Wine is good for apes! That’s the best news I’ve heard all year. What’s good for an ape is good for me.


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Hey Nigga Schola,


Beer goes better with my boiled hot dogs. But one of your readers called me a baboon, so perhaps wine...only baboons are not apes so I should stick to my beer.


Things in my Auburn trailer park are quiet this evening. So I'm contemplating our dialectic and how quickly you and your readers were able to construct my identity, the uneducated baboon, a non Capitol Hill type, possibly Auburn, one of your fans even added text blaming me for pograms.


I'm add Red State since that is your Editor's current text for "the disgusting other".


I like being blamed for pograms because of it's contradiction with myself being the one subjected to the violent beating - three young black males who beat the shit out of me (remember I told you after their first blow to my face I fell to the ground screaming like a sissy as they kicked me and broke three of my ribs).


But that discourse has too much tension for readers - a gay man like myself is being beaten by young black males, so together we construct the ignorant gay cracker identity to resolve tensions. You and your readers feel better if ignorant gay cracker is oppressor.


Well I've gone and drank too much beer. Now I've got to go piss in the creek behind my mobile home. As my urine enters that creek, is it the same creek my urine flowed into yesterday?



Fr. 57: Night and day, which Hesiod had made parent and child, are, and must always have been, essentially connected and interdependent.

you are the price i have to pay for being the only staffed black writer for both weeklies.

poor charles.

i feel for you.

yeah, what??

At least you know that if he spends his life replying to every slog you ever post, he can't be enjoying it very much. I wonder what he'll come up with next time.

Seattle is very racist, and the proof is right here. Gay men who do not like Hip Hop just because there are songs about "shoot the faggot" and yet they'll listen to every racist Broadway musical recording ever made. Charles just remember you are bigger and more important than this low life trash. I find some comfort in knowing that most of the working class gays have been priced out of Seattle.

white racism begets black racism begets white racism begets black racism...

You are all caught in a pathetic spiral of name calling, misattribution, over-generalization, and violence. You are all both perpetrators and victims in an abusive marriage, and you are all too weak to leave it. You are all afraid of freedom. You all have my pity.

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