To Charles
Yesterday you made a public plea for me to curb my “uncouth habit” after catching me walking up Pine Street while eating a slice of pizza. Neither ladies nor gentlemen eat and walk at the same time, you admonished.
Purchasing that slice of chicken garlic pizza last Friday was rash, and my excuse is rather flimsy: I was hungry and I had places to be. However, I believe starving oneself is tasteless and being late is tacky, so I had ordered my meager dinner “to go” thinking it was the lesser evil, and prayed no one would witness my obscene food faux pas.
Alas, you have the eyes of a hawk, Mudede. It pains me to think that this altercation has damaged your opinion of me. Last night I thought hard about what I could do to rectify the matter and prove to you that I am a delicate lady worthy of your esteem.
For the rest of this week I will post a short photo-journal of the lady-like pursuits that occupy my evenings.
Tuesday, April 26
5:00 pm: I returned home from work and changed out of my work clothes. Time to tidy up the nest!
6:00 pm: My roommate came home after a stressful work day. I would normally give him a good shoulder rub to help him relax, but my hands were already busy making dinner. He had to settle for a stiff cocktail and a smile instead!
8:00 pm: Dinner’s ready! Last night’s menu included crab salad with asparagus, avocado, and lime vinaigrette and charred ahi tuna with pasta puttanesca. Yum!
9:30 pm: After eating (at the dinner table in our formal dining room), there was just enough time to clean up before bedtime.
10:00 pm: I settled into bed with my Bible and a night-cap.
But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect. (1 Peter 3:15)
That picture proves what several forum posters have long suspected: Cienna is hot.