Carrot Top is so unsexy that he actually has a desexyizing effect on even the sexiest people in the world. Looking at a picture of Carrot Top renders a person incapable of sexual desire towards even the Charlize Theron/Ashton Kutcher/dreamboat of your preference for up to an hour afterwards. Constant exposure to Carrot Top (more than fifteen consecutive minutes) could send a person to South Carolina in search of unlicensed castrators.

Now let's get a look at the guys who wrote that.

it wouldn't matter. Fat guys in filthy coveralls are sexier than Carrot Top. Week-old corpses are sexier than Carrot Top. Unflushed toilets are sexier than Carrot Top. The underside of Dick Cheney's tongue is sexier than Carrot Top.

How can anybody say that Chad Kroeger is one of the unsexiest men alive??? I think he's really sexy, as well as one of the most talented musicians out there. NICKELBACK ROCKS!!

Jenny wrote, How can anybody say that Chad Kroeger is one of the unsexiest men alive???

Dear Jenny: I think it's his face.

They forgot Ron Perlman!

FNARF: What's strange is that Carrot Top's newly slammin' body only makes matters WORSE:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/08/18/carrot_top.html

My brother met a girl who once had sex with Carrot Top. He said she was literally the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. EVER! I'm not kidding.

Balance this out with the list of the world's
sexiest names.

Schmoo: Thanks. Thanks a fucking hell of a lot. Having seen the Top's newly slammin' body, I will never be able to have sex again as long as I live. I'm going to slam my willie in a car door. .

Somewhere along the line people started taking shots at Carrot Top the guy, instead of Carrot Top's corny prop comedy act. Funny thing is not one of these people would ever say it to his face.

the last three were absent from the list because they're obviously gay, and thus not normally included in such lists.

pardon me for being blunt about it, but thought I'd point that out.

My sister says I look like Gilbert Gottfried, which is discouraging.

However, I'm taller and not nearly as pock faced. And definitely not as loud.

How can anyone find Randy Johnson unsexy? I used to love his commericals for Eagle Hardware.

First off, there's the name: Randy Johnson just sounds sexy as hell. Like you'd want to get with his randy johnson, if you know what I mean.

Secondly, he looks kind of white trashy, but I love white trash guys, as long as they are in shape. Maybe it's the Iowan in me.

which just goes to prove..'one man's meat..' etc