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Friday, April 14, 2006

The Spectacular By-Product

Posted by on April 14 at 12:36 PM

From IMDB:

Tom Cruise enjoys a “spectacular” sex life with his pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes, because they have such good communications skills. The Hollywood actor reveals his sex secrets in the May issue of GQ magazine, declaring the physical act is a “by-product” of a successful pairing. Cruise enthuses, “Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular. If you’re not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. (Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely.”

Dave, the bold is just for you.

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Just stop, already, with the Tom Cruise coverage. Everyone, including blogs, let's just shut up about his life, altogether. I'm getting so tired of reading about Tom, I'm starting to believe that it's all a vast scientolgist conspiracy.

Yes, you, SLOG, can do your part in NOT talking about Tom Cruise anymore.



OK, I never thought that I'd find myself in agreement with Tom Cruise about anything, including sex, but:

Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be.

Yes, sex should be free. Not that I have anything against anyone who would pay for it, but it's my preference not to do so.

has anyone told her what the Scientology method of giving birth is yet?

don't want to be Tom Cruise then, that's for sure.

the best thing about pregnant sex?

if you do it right, you get a blow job at the same time.


But I do wish I could tie him up - take him to the cabin for a week or two.

I bet his jizz is eggplant flavored and orange colored.

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