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Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Real Jim McDermott

Posted by on April 20 at 16:33 PM

A friend and attentive Stranger reader called me today to ask about the Jim McDermott insert that ran in our paper this week. “How does that work?” he wanted to know.

The implication, I think, being that he found it strange to see a McDermott promo in our pages given that I recently wrote a column urging an insurgent Democrat to challenge McDermott. (Our news squad has never been too keen on McDermott, and, in fact, we endorsed Green Joe Szwaja in 2000 —mostly over free/fair trade issues.)

This friend also knows that rather than voting for McDermott in 2004, I wrote in…well, this friend.

How it works is this: Editorial and ads are separate, and I didn’t even know the McDermott flier was in our paper until today. The reason I found out about it today was because McDermott came by our offices this afternoon to meet with me and news reporter Eli Sanders. He wanted to talk to us about election 2006. Well, Eli whipped out the flier to ask McDermott how he liked hanging out with super lips Angelina Jolie. (There’s a picture of McDermott w/ the foxy Jolie on the back of the flier.)

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McDermott told us that Jolie was one of the two most “real” people he’d ever met. The other was Bono.


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The two "most real" people he's ever met in his whole damn life just happen to be big mega-celebrities?

Words cannot express how difficult I find that to believe.

Isn't he married? Doesn't he have friends, coworkers, associates? Has he ever met anyone with a clue? Apparently not. Two ultrafamous shitheads are alone at the top of his list.

God damn, I can't stand Jim McDermott.

Well, that's what he said. But I believe he meant the most "real" celebrities he's ever met.

Meaning what? Really celebrities? Not wax dummies? Ultra-receptive to his fatuous opinions, or ultra-sincere in delivering their own? It's embarrassing.

I've had a long love/hate relationship with Congressman McDermott (love where he is on the issues/hate how he can't ever get anything passed in DC) - but this quote really lowers my view of him.

Bono's more obsessed with himself than most celebreties (and that's saying something), and Jolie.....well, I'm not even quite sure what to say about that.

When the gossip rags get hold of that photo, McDermott and Jolie will carry the fab nickname "Jimgelina."

Did he get her autograph?

The Stranger news squad (and readership) seem oddly unacquainted with Bono's *real* (i.e., authentic; genuine; not imaginary) contributions to less developed nations, and especially debt relief, HIV/AIDS funding and economic development in Africa ... or with Rep. McDermott's key role in enacting AGOA - the African Growth and Opportunity Act (BTW, how many Dem's have a major piece of legislation to their credit in the past decade?) ... or with Ms. Jolie's increasing prominence and *real* success promoting public and private contributions in these areas?

Fess up now: Is anybody on the "news squad" *real*?

who cares if he got her autograph, I want to know if she got his name tattooed on her in Sanskrit. And is he good with a needle?

Who paid for BJ's insert, no pun, in the Pimpin' Stranger? Inquiring minds want to know if McDermott, who used oil-for-torture Baath money for his Baghdad junket, used public money for pimping his escort service on your newsprint.

Inquiring minds want to know. Why don't you?

Why doesn't Mr Feit go talk to Mrs McDermott? I'm sure she can tell him alot about all of Big Jim's problems with recurrent "bimbo eruptions" when he was down in Olympia serving as- I vaguely remember- Democratic Senate Majority leader back in the late 80's.

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