My alma mater is in the news this week for sit-in-related arrests and other student agitation over the $10.72 living wage campaign. (When I was there, the wildest student provocation was wearing an orange-and-blue $8 button. How times have changed.)

So I checked out the student daily to see what the kids had to say for themselves. Sadly, there are absolutely no news stories about the sit-in. There’s a smug opinion piece and a incomprehensible “Life” article, but no news. Once again, I have to conclude that the Cavalier Daily completely sucks.

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