Arts Somebody Popped
The spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise has been unleashed upon the world. It is a girl, named Suri (meaning “princess” in Hebrew or “red rose” in Persian), weighing 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and measuring 20 inches in length.
To celebrate, Tom Cruise told GQ that he planned to eat the cord and the placenta “right there” after the creature emerged from the silent woman’s Scientologist vagina.
Wow! Brooke Shields also had a pretty baby today.