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First there was Santorum, the senator.
Then there was santorum, the substance.
And now there’s santorum, the necklace.
Inspired by my favorite writer and sex advise columnist, this piece is a sterling silver chain dripping with faceted smoky quartz rondelles and teardrops. Accented with tiny bubbles of polished moonstone, the 17” long chain closes with a sterling figure 8 clasp.
Wait... so, you put the necklace up your butt?
How would you like to comment on that one when it gets asked about? "Oh, this? This is my santorum necklace." But wait until people reach out to touch it first! There'll be some massive elbow whiplash going on!
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What's wrong with pearls?