Public Grooming Revolution?
The text below was posted yesterday in the I, Anonymous forum. The revolution is upon us..
Public groomers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains! Mocked by mainstream society too long have we hid in the shadows, clipping our our nails in basements and trimming our nose hairs in dank back alleys. No more! The Stranger has became a tool of those who would have us grovel and live in shame! I propose that we strike back at those who would deride and humiliate us. May 1st all public groomers should converge on the offices of The Stranger at 12:00PM and groom before the public eye with our heads held high! Shave in your cars or on the bus! Pluck your eyebrows! Floss while bellowing up at the heavens! Hold your nail clippers high! Unite! Public grooming day is at hand!
Counting the minutes till May…
It seems that it would be best to appease them...let them have their little display. It will only make them feel that they're in control. In their newfound "freedom" from mockery they'll only be working within the system. Until the day that they seize control of the mockers' presses, they'll still be under the jackboot of the anti-public-grooming class. Muwahahahaha!