It’s April 19, and You’re Not Dead
The death rate in America is dropping. Drastically.
It may be “an amazing success for American medicine,” but let’s not forget that death has a distinguished history. This day alone—April 19—claimed Pope Leo IX (in 1054), samurai and warlord Uesugi Kenshin (1578), the artist Canaletto (1768), the poet Byron (1824), two-time prime minister Benjamin Disraeli (1881), Charles Darwin (1882), physicist Pierre Curie (1906), author Daphne du Maurier (1989), the 76 people who died when the Branch Dividian compound in Waco, Texas was set ablaze (1993), the 168 people who died in the Oklahoma City bombing (1995), and Alice in Chains singer (and Kirkland homeboy!) Layne Staley (2002).
But it should be noted that Easter, the day that Jesus came back from the dead, “falls on April 19 more often than on any other date.” (Thanks, Wikipedia.)
...and if you think death would take a breather after all that hard work, i believe tomorrow is the anniversary of Columbine and the birthday of one of death's favorite sons, Hitler.