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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Mystery Solved

Posted by on April 27 at 12:32 PM

Back in March, I Slogged about the “A-list Hollywood actor” who allegedly wanked to completion in front of a Scottish masseuse, who’s considering legal action.

At the time, the UK’s The Mirror reported that the star could not be named “for legal reasons.”

This week, the UK’s TimesOnline went ahead and named him.

Full story here.

And: ew.


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"Ew", I guess, but if I was a masseuse Kevin Costner whipped it out, I would have stuck myself on top of that thing faster than you can say "egocentric asshole celebrity".

Of course, what I see as a wasted opportunity this woman clearly sees as sexual harrassment of the worst kind. I'm a whore, you see. I guess she's not.

He was on his honeymoon no less! I guess he thought it was a full release massage.

I ain't one to gossip, but I was working at a hotel in Iowa City when he was there filming "Field of Dreams", and I can tell you - he was a perv. A different girl every night, and sometimes a few of them.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Is Kevin Costner still considered A-List? Really?

Is Kevin Costner still considered A-List? Really?

That's totally what threw me during the initial guessing phase!

I was hardly surprised to hear Kevin Costner was being accused of something sexually inappropriate (he shot a film in Austin, where I have friends, with stories). But who knew he was still considered A-list?

I'll never be able to sob through the end of "Dances with Wolves" again ...

Um...if the masseuse was uninterested in watching Mr. Costner shake hands with the bishop, why didn't she leave the room, or better yet, laugh at his shortcomings?

"Isn't that cute! It looks just like a penis, only smaller!"

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