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Monday, April 3, 2006

Minutemen: What the Fuck?

Posted by on April 3 at 8:00 AM

Perhaps you’ve been hearing about the Minutemen, the volunteer militia that kicked off a month-long stakeout at the border crossing at British Columbia on Saturday. Here’s a KING 5 report about ‘em, and a quote, “[The Minutemen] say they are doing what they believe our border security has failed to do: keep illegal immigrants out of the United States.

From the Minuteman website:

“The Minuteman Project is not a call to arms, but a call to voices seeking a peaceful and respectable resolve to the chaotic neglect by members of our local, state and federal governments charged with applying U.S. immigration law…Accordingly, the men and women volunteering for this mission are those who are willing to sacrifice their time, and the comforts of a cozy home, to muster for something much more important than acquiring more ‘toys’ to play with while their nation is devoured and plundered by the menace of tens of millions of invading illegal aliens.”

At the top of each page of the site is this quote: “MMP has no affiliation with, nor will we accept any assistance by or interference from, separatists, racists, or supremacy groups or individuals, no matter what their race, color, or creed.” But then there’s the group’s, uh, colorful reporting on the recent immigration marches:

“Occupying Army of Illegal Aliens Make Their Demands! The invaders demand all U.S. citizenship rights and privileges without pledging allegiance to the Red White and Blue, however many did pledge allegiance to the Red, White and Green. What was the response from Capitol Hill? Many cowardly Senators voted to give-in to the screaming hordes and passed treasonous legislation. Once again politicians surrender to the biggest thugs with the biggest clubs!”

For more, go here. For now, enjoy this tidbit from KING 5:

“They are out to get us, we know that,” said Tom Williams of the Washington Minuteman Detachment. Asked who “they” are, he said, “the enemies of our country, the al Qaida, whoever wants to come in and do our country harm.

No word on what a Minuteman does when confronted by an enemy in action, but the group professes a commitment to nonviolence and lawful action. Stay tuned.


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Whoa, except for that last insane quote, everything you just posted makes me really respect what they are doing more than I could have previously imagined.

They still look so silly, hanging out in their pickups next to the border.

By the way, are liberals for illegal immigration now? I didn't think so until all the fuss about immigration in the last few weeks. Like, shouldn't we take care of our own people first?

“the enemies of our country, the al Qaida"

um, al = the, so "the al qaida" is redundant

Notice the resemblance between minute-manning and bass-fashing, sitting around doing mostly nothing. I wonder if the minute-men consume as much beer as the average bass fisherman.

The border patrols are as good as we want them to be. If we did stop the flow of illegals we'd end up in a deep recession for a very long time. It wouldn't mean more jobs for Americans. It would mean more imports: more veggies from baha (which could easily replace most of SO-Cals capacity), more manufacturaing from SE asia, etc.

Immigration law is like Catholic sexual morality. It seems strict, but no one really follows it except for a few crazed conservative types who have never really figured out how to make their own lives work.

I'm so confused. So they're concerned that "invaders demand all U.S. citizenship rights and privileges without pledging allegiance to the Red White and Blue, however many did pledge allegiance to the Red, White and Green." Red, White and Green... like Italy?

I think he means "green" as in money -- you know, the big bucks that illegal immigrants pull in at their strawberry-picking jobs.

Illegal immigration IS a complicated issue that too often boils down to pictures of these yahoos. It's possible to be concerned about the numbers of illegals coming in, and the effect they have on low-wage jobs, without descending into racism or ignoring their contribution to society (as in, making it possible in the first place).

I thought he meant red, white and green as in Mexico.

Mi-nyoot is the correct pronunciation of minute when it comes to these guys.

the border patrol in WA state handled them perfectly by ignoring them. they came to seattle to get attention they couldn't get in blaine, and still couldn't get the numbers for their saturday protests in seattle, AFTER all the media hype. in this area, they're a joke. down in the southwest and CA, they're more dangerous despite their small numbers and the awesome political power of latinos.

These "Minutemen" are a bunch of prongs, but you gotta admit, Double Nickels on the Dime is a great album.

"Theh tukk'r juhbbs!!"

I'm so relieved that the Minute Men are protecting us from those hordes of Canadians trying to cross the border.

so... mexicans are flying up to canada and then crossing the border there? where are these mexicans getting their money to fly to frickin' canada? or am I just lost?

or is canada the land of red white and green?

someone? help?

How to get rid of illegals in one easy step. It's easy. All illegals who drive cars drive real slow because they are afraid of getting pulled over and discovered. So just arrest all the slow people on the highway and deport them. Don't even ask to see any identifications. After about 30 or so arrests of this nature, the rest of the slow sons of bitches will pick up the pace. Soon all the rest of us legals will be getting to work on time and actually the roads will be less clogged.

Gotta love those minutemen! Or at least their wives. In the Arizona town in which I live a large number of minutemen have been busy watching the border for too long, and its given me a chance to keep a few of their wives entertained while they are gone.
And let me tell you their husbands might not like Mexicans very much, but they sure do. Nothing feels better than when I’m leaving all of my mexican roots in a minutemen’s wife.
And let me tell you as well that from the comments I hear from their lovely wives, most of them are more like 15-second-men, and couldn’t last minute if their lives depended on it.
So, muchas gracias for keeping our borders safe gentlemen, while I Pedro V. makes sure your wives are taken care of here at home.

FUCK DOES COCK SUCKING HILLBILLIES WHO LIKE KILLING LATINOS LIKE ME JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO

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