Politics McClellan Quits Worst Job in the World
Scott McClellan, professional dissembler extraordinaire, resigned from his position as White House press secretary this morning, clearing the way for a new liar-in-chief. I can’t imagine one could perform that job without developing countless tumors all over one’s body, so I wish him the best of luck. (Not really.)
In related news, Karl Rove announced that he has given up his role as “senior policy coordinator” and will begin to concentrate more on politics, no doubt with a focus on removing any tiny shreds of democratic principles and integrity that may still be clinging to the November Congressional elections.
It’s all part of the White House’s ongoing campaign to pretend to change things in the face of a rapidly spreading realization among average Americans that it’s too late.
I am SO glad McClellan stepped down. Have you ever heard someone swallow so freaking loudly when he talks? You can actually hear the frothy spittle forming at the corners of his mouth. If you’re going to have a dancing monkey mouthpiece, at least find one that isn’t an assault to the senses.