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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Lil’ Kim’s Impending Incarceration

Posted by on April 20 at 13:21 PM

Though I heard a while ago that a show documenting Lil’ Kim’s last days as a free woman was in the works, I somehow missed the whole damn thing—a fact I just became aware of when I received this press release from her handlers:

Catch tonight’s season finale of BET’s hit reality series “Lil’ Kim: Countdown to Lockdown.” It is the day of her surrender and Lil’ Kim’s family, friends and business associates are trying to adjust to what life will be like once the pint-sized diva begins her 366-day jail term in Philadelphia’s Federal Detention Center. Viewers can witness the final chapter in her journey during the episode premiere on Thursday, April 20 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT. BET’s cameras captured the emotion as Lil’ Kim and her entourage were transported from her New Jersey mansion to Philly on a tour bus. Just before stepping off the bus, an emotionally-spent but resolute Lil’ Kim expresses her love for everyone, exhibiting the courage that has awed observers and “camp Kim” insiders alike with a simple statement:

‘A cell can only hold my body, not my mind,” she says to her supporters. “I love you, and I will see you soon - sooner than you think.’

Lil’ Kim: Countdown to Lockdown debuted on BET on March 9. The six-episode series chronicling the rapper’s last 14 days of freedom was produced by BET in collaboration with Edmonds Entertainment and Queen Bee Entertainment. The premiere episode drew a whopping 1.9 million viewers, making Lil’ Kim the most watched original series in BET’s 25-year history.

Has anyone else seen an episode? There’s something about her sentence that truly disturbs me—though I suppose it will be good for her sales figures in the long run, for whatever that’s worth. On a bizarrely-related note, Syracuse University recently offered a course entitled “The Life and Times of Lil’ Kim.”


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"Final days AS a free woman", I think you mean. I was trying to puzzle out what "a free woman was in the works" could possibly mean, but then I have a dirty mind.

Curious to see what this incarceration will do to/for her career. With Martha Stewart's recent stint in a federal women's prison as our most current media frame of reference for what life might be like behind bars for Lil' Kim - though harsh as having your freedom taken away, no matter what the conditions are - Camp Alderson isn't exactly rhyming fodder.

I watched an episode of this. It can only be described as a train wreck. I didn't want to watch but once I realized what I was seeing I couldn't help but stare.

The most disturbing part was a friend of hers, who was starting her prison stint sooner than Kim, just looking completely dispondent as she talked about being in jail and away from her child. And Kim never really addressed it, never said she was sorry for getting the friend into the mess in the first place.

I hope she's having a shitty time in that Philly pen.

Jesus Christ what Borges started.

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