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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Late in the Afternoon at Cal Anderson Park

Posted by on April 18 at 18:11 PM

It’s a quarter to 5. There are 89 people and eight dogs on the upper level alone, dozens more on the lower sports fields. Someone wonders if the helicopters have something to do with the President of China being in town.

Three girls and two guys are lawn bowling with colored balls.

A guy is sitting on the edge of one of the outdoor chess boards playing the violin. “I was playing an ode to this guy,” he says when asked, gesturing to the much older guy with enormous white whiskers next to him.

A guy in a Raider’s cap is sitting on the lawn, listening to Guru and eating a turkey sandwich from Subway.

“Are you Mormons or Larouche people? Do you sleep in bunk beds?” says a dude in a porkpie hat, sitting with friends among upside-down bikes. They’re drinking beverages wrapped in bags (the guy in green striped socks has Admiral Spiced Rum—shhhh).

A man on the path, who bears some resemblance to Michaelangelo’s David, walks his golden dog Kona.

A woman on the path has her pug’s leash in one hand and her pug’s poop in the other. The pug’s name is Olive.

Hula-hoopers exhort passersby to choose a hoop and gyrate to the dancehall beats of a boom box.

A beautiful woman who’s bolstering her system with Vitamin Water (c + calcium) and who’s been waiting for a phone call for hours looks up from her book (In a Different Voice by Carol Gilligan) and says, “It’s pretty active out here.”

A young woman walking with a young man responds to the question “Where are you headed and how do you feel about each other?” thusly: “We’re co-workers at the W hotel. I love him to death. We’re boy watching.”

A guy with curly hair, huge sunglasses, shorts, and flip flops, closes his cell phone and says, “Everyone else is like, You’re wearing shorts? And I’m like, Hell yeah, it’s sunny.”

A young woman over near the swings, also on her cell phone, is talking to her mother in Toledo, Ohio about her sister.

A Spanish two-year-old named Mara presses her belly against a swing and reaches in the direction of the fountain at the far corner of the park, which someone happens to be climbing, like a giant scaling a watery volcano, and squeals, “I want the fountain!”

A 20-year-old named Mike, in the middle of writing a poem on a yellow pad, declares James Agee’s A Death in the Family “probably the most beautiful book I’ve ever read.”

Two wrinkled, quiet-looking people sit on a bench, the woman with a bright red hat and the man with a cane, watery eyes, and a baby blue cap. “We’re neighbors,” she says. “And friends.” He stares fixedly at the hula hoopers. Later, they will watch TV together. Probably the Hallmark channel. She likes the Hallmark channel. “They have the nice movies.”


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it's cool to sometimes just observe what the heck is going on.

i'm so glad we have a nice park right in the middle of all the great weirdos we also have.

the best part is at volunteer park this evening I could count the number of people in the park and dogs on my hands.

thanks, cal anderson park, for clearing me out.

love,
volunteer park.

Actually, Volunteer Park, I was just in you. I was playing catch with my son, and we were pretty much alone the whole time—until two youngish gay guys walked by with their arms around each other.

I gave them a look—I meant it to mean, "hey, cool." I think it came across as, "look, fags." I probably looked like some straight dad, and they thought I was freaking about the arm-in-arm thing.

Forty five minutes later we passed them on our way out of the park. They weren't arm-in-arm anymore. I wanted to apologize.

what? there are people in seattle who don't recognize dan savage?

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anyway, nice rundown of cal anderson by day. I usually only see it at night when it's empty and I'm cutting through on my way home.

When I was at Cal Anderson park hula hooping yesterday, all I could notice was the weird burnt-plastic smell coming from the Bonney-Watson cremetorium. Why would burning bodies smell like plastic? It was mysterious ... and oddly poetic to watch life happening under a literal dark cloud of death.

what? someone could look at dan savage and think he is straight?

I kept expecting the next sentences to read "Saturday in the park, thought it was the Fourth of July.
People laughing, people smiling, a man selling ice cream..."

It's weird, Gene. You could be wearing a tutu, but if you're with a kid, people assume you're straight. Even on the hill.

that was cool.

btw, i always thought the crematorium smelled like cookies, which is kinda even wierder.

Nice! Thanks Brenden & Chris.

Thanks, fellas. This is great.

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