I have always wondered what people with advanced degrees in literature do after completing their studies. Now I know. They go on to produce copy for penis enlargement spam. Evidence for this theory can found in my recent post The Future of Literature and also in the subject line for this email forwarded to me by Dan Paulus:

Subject: ***SPAM*** A man with a small penis is like a butterfly without wings. Get your wings with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills. Date: April 3, 2006 3:36:17 PM PDT To: charles@thestranger.com