Imitation/Flattery
Via the wonders of Google, it appears my plagarism cherry has finally been popped, courtesy of a dude named Homebrewer.
(For comparison, the original. )
I especially appreciate how he considerately expands upon my themes in the last paragraph. For, indeed, I certainly have “seen alot of strange stuff KIDDIES!” Seamless, I tells ya.
Dead to rights. Go get him.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of his other reviews are copied, too; he appears to have two distinct writing styles, his own, which Involves Capitalizing Every Word For Some Reason, and coherent, which is probably stolen.