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Someone deserves a raise, and perhaps a Pulitzer...
And how appropriate that it was the "Action News" that reported it.
"This year, that has meant turning down five offers of bear meat."
Hah! That's -- oh, hell, these jokes write themselves, don't they?
When does Corianton return from Yerp?
headline of the day? I think we have the headline of the YEAR! and it is only April.
Dan, where do you find this shit? I am laughing my ass off!!!
A reader sent it in—all hail TJay!
I was having a really crappy morning until I saw that. Thanks TJay & Dan!
Where does one send donations for the "protein-poor"?
Oh. I get it. It's one of those double entendres. Can't we just leave poor Club Z alone for at least one day?
"...said Bob Thompson, operations manager of the shelter, 'We are protein-poor.'"
Protein-Poor....at a Glory Hole? They must not be using it correctly.
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Oh, come on! you know some shirtlifter editor was snickering like a schoolgirl when he wrote that shite! Mmmmmmmmm.....bear meat......