May Thai is like 100 yards away, excellent, and open late. Am I wrong?

May is beautiful to look at and the cocktails are great, but unless there's been a recent revolution in the kitchen, their food is just awful. I gave it multiple chances when I lived in Wallingford.

Santino and friends came to the Bus Stop on Saturday night for drinks. I must say they were charming, and Santino himself is a TALL MOFO.

So, to date at the Bus Stop we've had Santino and Tori Spelling as unexpected guest stars... Which non-A-list celeb will be next?

No one suggested Red Lobster?

having never watched the television program this fellow appears on, i'm no authority on what his deal is. i did, however, receive this report from a friend that works at a business neighboring ye mighty bus stop:

upon leaving the bar, santino was spotted leaning against a car parked in front of the cha cha, making out with an unnamed woman. my friend was quite excited by this sight, since he claims that santino is not a heterosexual. said friend was therefore puzzled by the hot & heavy make out session, which included unbridled "dry rubbing" and "deep tongue action."

friend felt this moment should be documented (a decision he shamefully admits is "an invasion of privacy" and whipped out the camera phone. at that moment, another interloper chose to INTERRUPT sir santino's passion by attempting to befriend the fashionable tv player.

the picture worth a thousand words was foiled, unnamed woman jumped into a cab across the street, and the interloper was left, dejected, on the sidewalk as your man santino dashed across the way to join his awaiting gal pal, presumably for a little more of the old rumpy pumpy.

but wait! the story does not end here! at this point, the interloper (described by my friend as a "screaming homosexual") then made a careless and nearly fatal decision. without even checking both ways (as we are all taught at an early age), he dashed across the street, in pursuit of young santino.

he failed to see the car barreling down pine street and was promptly hit, sending him ass over tea kettle. according to my guy on the scene, he escaped without major injury. as did santino and the mystery lady.

let this be a lesson to all those interested in dashing across pine after imbibing, as well as television personalities that are looking to guard their privacy. a make out session in front of two popular capitol hill bars on a saturday night can be dangerous business.

i can't believe i know this kind of shit, yet would be hard pressed to tell you what i wore yesterday.

Funny story Kerri... completely false, but entertaining none the less.

i had a sneaking suspicion it was be too good to be true. there goes my career at star magazine. dammit.