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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Balls Out

Posted by DAN SAVAGE on April 12 at 10:38 AM

If you were going to let some guy cut your balls off because castration turned you on, wouldn’t you want the guy to be just a little bit hotter than Master Rick?

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Here’s a little detail from the latest reports about the North Carolina castrators that’s going to give me screaming nightmares:

Officers confiscated a video camera apparently used to record the procedures, as well as scores of CDs and computer files. They also seized a Tupperware container from the kitchen freezer holding what appeared to be human testicles.

Hmm… the North Carolina Castrators? Sounds like a good name for a pro-sports team. Maybe if the Sonics move to North Carolina they could change their names to the Castrators?

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That's exactly what I expected these freaks to look like.

Posted by ballard | April 12, 2006 10:51 AM

2

maybe when the duke lacrosse team comes back together next year, this guy can be their mascot?

Posted by wf | April 12, 2006 10:52 AM

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Zing! Nice one, WF.

Posted by from kansas | April 12, 2006 10:56 AM

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Pushing 65, he looks fine.

And it is a police mug shot - hardly flattering.

Bet he is a on line Stranger reader of long term.

Posted by Jackie | April 12, 2006 11:05 AM

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Yeah I agree I'd totally tap that

Posted by Christina | April 12, 2006 12:21 PM

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Which? The dude, or the Tupperware container of balls? Lightly grilled with a few sprigs of rosemary, I think it could work.

Posted by fnarf | April 12, 2006 1:39 PM

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FNARF - I thought you are an older white straight guy --- or is this a new interest in testicles per se?

A little coming out?

WF - as a seeker of the truth, I think you have heard DNA seems to exonearate completely the rape charges.

Or is DNA science wrong --- completely is such cases, hair, semen, skin flakes, spit, urine --- seens NADA.

Perhaps the whore is lying. Rich parents = hush money .....maybe did not work...... false police reporting is a serious crime.

Posted by Jackie | April 12, 2006 2:04 PM

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Who says older white straight guys aren't interested in testicles? Especially when they're in a tub in the fridge?

Posted by fnarf | April 13, 2006 7:56 AM

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