If you were going to let some guy cut your balls off because castration turned you on, wouldn’t you want the guy to be just a little bit hotter than Master Rick?
Here’s a little detail from the latest reports about the North Carolina castrators that’s going to give me screaming nightmares:
Officers confiscated a video camera apparently used to record the procedures, as well as scores of CDs and computer files. They also seized a Tupperware container from the kitchen freezer holding what appeared to be human testicles.
Hmm… the North Carolina Castrators? Sounds like a good name for a pro-sports team. Maybe if the Sonics move to North Carolina they could change their names to the Castrators?