Slog - Comments on Who Knew Steven Seagal Had an "Aura"? http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1 After yesterday's run of gloom and doom, it's nice to see that today's slog is full of comic relief. Although...this announcement from the Tractor Tavern could be perceived as bad news, I suppose: "You've heard the rumors, and I'm here to tell you they're all true! That's right, action movie star, musician, holy man, 7th-dan black belt in aikido, and creator of his own energy drink, Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, STEVEN SEAGAL will be gracing us with his aura. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. Get yours early because this is THE event in Seattle you can not... Copyright 2007 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 14:32:20 -0800 Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:26:47 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by levide What the hell is he going to do? Stand there and glower?

]]> levide http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032145 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 14:38:19 -0800 Comment by * There's been a lot of myths floating around the internet about Chuck Norris, but not much attention to a few little known facts about Steven Segal.

Facts about Steven Segal

At an 1978 all-city akido tournament in Los Angeles Segal released a puppy in to the audience and refused to compete until it was sacrificed.

Segal's blood is pure black.

Segal sleeps in a coffin lined with the hair from cut from 7 sacrificial virgins.

Segal could have easily prevented the 9/11 attacks.

Segal, like snakes, has a hemi-penis.

]]> * http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032149 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 14:48:22 -0800 Comment by J.Interceptor LEVIDE Wrote:
"What the hell is he going to do? Stand there and glower?"

I actually met Seagal a number of years ago while standing next to him in an immigration line for foreigners at Narita Int'l Airport in Japan. We had a nice conversation, and he kindly offered me a lift into Tokyo, and I now regret not taking up the offer, however I was meeting friends. His Japanese language skills are quite good, and we had a few chuckles about living in Japan as non-Japanese. He seemed quite unassuming and very bright. I immediately liked the fellow.

---Jensen

]]> J.Interceptor http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032150 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032150 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 14:51:26 -0800 Comment by defman23 For all you non-believers:

http://www.stipkomedia.com/contentengine/gallery5/categories.php?cat_id=174

]]> defman23 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032152 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032152 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 14:57:26 -0800 Comment by fnarf Why did I know even before I clicked on that link that Seagal playz the blooz?

]]> fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032165 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032165 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 15:27:24 -0800 Comment by defman23 "Why did I know even before I clicked on that link that Seagal playz the blooz?"

cuz you waz feelin' his aura. yeah.

]]> defman23 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032195 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032195 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:29:45 -0800 Comment by lostboy THE event in Seattle I can not miss? Oh, I think I'll designate a special night to miss it.

]]> lostboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032205 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032205 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:53:46 -0800 Comment by bill that's not an aura, it's a stench.

]]> bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032565 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/who_knew_steven_1#c032565 Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:26:47 -0800