Who Knew Steven Seagal Had an “Aura”?
After yesterday’s run of gloom and doom, it’s nice to see that today’s slog is full of comic relief. Although…this announcement from the Tractor Tavern could be perceived as bad news, I suppose:
“You’ve heard the rumors, and I’m here to tell you they’re all true! That’s right, action movie star, musician, holy man, 7th-dan black belt in aikido, and creator of his own energy drink, Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt, STEVEN SEAGAL will be gracing us with his aura. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. Get yours early because this is THE event in Seattle you can not miss!”