To the Guy at Madison Market Who Just Rang Me Up…
I was just at Madison Market buying some Scottish ale. “Having a good day? You must be,” the checker said. “Scottish ale!”
“I’m having a Belle & Sebastian party tonight.” (A little gathering I’m hosting for diehard fans only.) “Got to have Scottish beer.”
“You’re having a Belle & Sebastian party?” he said. “Is it alone?”
“Belle & Sebastian parties are usually alone,” he said.