New Lacey Napkin Surfaces
Village Voice Media’s executive editor, Michael Lacey, announced the firing of the Village Voice’s interim editor, Doug Simmons, via napkin. You can see the napkin here.
Today a Voice staffer emailed The Stranger a digital image of another of Lacey’s napkin communiquĆ©s. This napkin—or pair of napkins—was posted today in the Voice’s offices in Manhattan:
You can see a larger version of the napkin by clicking here. The new Lacey napkin reads:
I recently discovered that many of the young ladies who advertise in the back pages of the Voice actually have PENISES. They appear to be ladies until it’s too late.Back in Arizona we had a name for ladies with penises: Seattle Weekly staffers. Here in New York we have a name for classifieds people who fail to explain to the new boss just what “Shemaleā€¯ means: EX-Village Voice staffer. My shit’s packed, so start packing yours.
Three months in New York and already I’m a pansy. Guess Musto was right.—Lacey
Uh, what the fuck times a million??