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Mayonnaise kills lice!
Lice can be killed quickly, easily, cheaply and safely with mayonnaise. Simply get a new jar of mayonnaise (not Miracle Whip) from your kitchen shelf or at the grocery store. (Don’t grab one from the refrigerator, as it will be way too cold.) Grab a handful (or several) and cover all of you child’s hair, being sure to get behind the ears and down the neck a little. You can cover this with a plastic shower cap to keep the mayonnaise from dripping or getting onto your furniture. Leave the mayonnaise on for two hours to smother the lice and developed eggs. Then, remove the shower cap and throw it away, and shampoo the hair thoroughly. It may take two or more shampoos to get the hair clean.
Oh mayonnaise… Belle and Sebastian can’t do that!
Just be careful of people coming up to you with tuna fish and trying to make a sandwich out of your hair.