Last night after work Eli Sanders and I went to Madison Pub to play some video games (Monster Madness!), have a few beers, and check out the boys shooting pool. I was kicking Eli’s ass when he said, “Hey, that guy has an ITMFA T-shirt on!” I thought he was trying to distract me from the game—I was kicking his ass, you see—and refused to look up. “No, I’m totally serious,” Eli said.
And so I looked up.
Lewil read about ITMFA—which stands for “impeach the motherfucker already”—in Savage Love, and had a T-shirt made. I launched a website—www.impeachthemotherfuckeralready.com—a few weeks ago. The website is still, uh, under construction, but it’s coming along. I also got a simpler URL for it—www.ITMFA.com—this week. (A big thanks to the guy who registered that domain name after seeing ITMFA in the column and then gave it to me.)
I’ve ordered tasteful lapel pins and stark black buttons, both of which are in, and they’re going to go on sale next week. All profits will go to the ACLU. Check ITMFA.com next week for ordering info.
When I was done kicking Eli’s ass, I bought Lewil and his friends a pitcher of beer, and I’ll do the same for anyone else I spot wearing ITMFA buttons, T-shirts, or lapel pins.