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Thursday, March 16, 2006

In a Word, Asshat

Posted by on March 16 at 12:15 PM

Yesterday I noted a new Pew Research poll showing that people’s favorite one-word description of Bush is now “incompetent.” Then I asked Slog readers for their favorite one-word descriptions of Bush.

We got a ton of responses, from “ballwasher” to “asshat.” And today, Americablog has the same idea and is asking its readers for their favorite one-word Bush descriptions. Among the adjectives that Americablog readers have come up with and ours haven’t: “cokehead” and “fuckwit.”

Slog readers, how did you ever forget “fuckwit”? I herewith give you a chance to continue the Bush descriptor brainstorming…


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Can jiveassmotherfuckingturkey be considered one word?

Stick with simplicity: "wrong".

unshamefaced

unrepentant

derelict

dolt.

incompetent radical cokehead

why use one word when three are so much more precise?

undeservedlyunimpeached

war-criminal

xenu

I feel like our country's being bent over and spanked like there's no tomorrow.

So I guess I'd call him "Daddy".

From Last Days - Fluffernutter, He's a totall fcking fluffernutter.

Now Durkee Mower is going to sue me, ugh.

turdmonkey

Disaster.

turdburglar

fucktool

manchild

uh, a fluffer-nutter is a peanutbutter and marshmellow creme sandwich, aka a little piece of heave. so NO fluffer-nutter is not an appropriate word.

Aww, c'mon...

choadmonkey?

"a little piece of heave..."

Accidental vomit euphemism, but i like it - sorta like a little chunk 'o chunder, or a mini bit 'o hurl.

sorry, i started thinking about fluffer nutter sandwiches and accidently ate the "n".

dumbass,
fratboy,
fuckup.

Wanker

Dicksmack

jerkoff

cockbag.

Deflated elephant fuckhead

Douchenozzle.

dry drunk

Fucktard

ITMFA

hula-jaw

I love you Dan Savage :) You make me laugh.

'Smeghead'

I always liked the Iraqi press spokesman's (pre-war) assessment of the Bush administration: "International Criminal Gang of Bastards."

How about Cumdumpster (sic)?

unhuman

Bullinachinashop.

Evildoer.

WYBA (Wish You'd Been Aborted)

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