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Friday, March 3, 2006

Arts Gay Men Do Not Prematurely Ejaculate

Posted by CORIANTON HALE on March 3 at 12:14 PM

This month’s Gentleman’s Quarterly features a small article about premature ejaculation, through which I realized it is a phenomenon unique to STRAIGHT men. Andy Selsberg points some interesting facts, and a gay sex advice columnist (who is not Dan Savage) points out that gay men rarely mention this problem. Which got me thinking; A woman expects some time invested, right? A man just expects to come. So for two gay men, there is no such thing as ‘premature’. There is only ‘efficient.’

For the rest of you gentlemen who must have sex with women, there is “Mandelay.”

Get it?

MAN DELAY.

Does someone get paid to name these products?

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1

Sounds like my kind of job...

Posted by segal | March 3, 2006 1:19 PM

2

man delay. I am totally cracking up. And gay.

Posted by gay bingo | March 3, 2006 1:34 PM

3

Uh, yeah. Gay dudes do prematurely ejaculate. Sometimes in your mouth. Sometimes after only after a minute or two.

Posted by jeremy | March 3, 2006 1:38 PM

4

Jeremy, that's called foreplay.

Posted by David Summerlin | March 3, 2006 1:42 PM

5

This is obviously written by someone who's never been fucked in the ass. If you're the bottom and it feels good, you want it to keep going until it stops feeling good. I've done and been a greedy bottom who never wants it to stop.

Posted by Gitai | March 3, 2006 1:50 PM

6

you're right Gitai. This HAD to be written by someone who's never been fucked in the ass. Stupid top!

Posted by BFF J.J. | March 3, 2006 4:10 PM

7

you're right Gitai. This HAD to be written by someone who's never been fucked in the ass. Stupid top!

Posted by BFF J.J. | March 3, 2006 4:10 PM

8

Tops don't tell.

Posted by Corianton | March 3, 2006 4:13 PM

9

I'm a bottom. Getting fucked rocks for approximately seven minutes. After that, hurry up, man. I need to get off and take a shower.

Posted by gay bingo | March 3, 2006 8:57 PM

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