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Friday, March 3, 2006

For the Stranger writer who has everything…

Posted by LINDY WEST on March 3 at 0:23 AM

From the always confusing world of Skymall, via Sharper Image, via Satan’s own dark menagerie, comes:

It’s called “Alive” Chimpanzee and it could “live” at your (my) home or office for only $149.95. Can you resist the way its “soulful eyes track movements using infrared ‘radar’ vision”? Or its four different “emotional states,” including Curious, Happy, Feisty, and the ever-popular Fearful? If you’re still not convinced, please check out the video at Skymall.com. I’m literally begging you.

On a completely unrelated note, did I mention that my birthday is next Thursday? And that I love you?

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1

Did I mention that I am Mount Rainier and that chimp is Enumclaw/King County?

Posted by wags | March 3, 2006 1:50 AM

2

i was thisclose to buying that monkey for someone at christmas. but i bet it's not as cool in real life.

Posted by kerri harrop | March 3, 2006 2:05 AM

3

Hey, I work with that guy!

Posted by fnarf | March 3, 2006 4:54 AM

4

It's like having a little George Bush at your house!

Posted by ahura | March 3, 2006 9:26 AM

5

The mokey's sly looks and smirk seem modeled on Dan Savage

Posted by JoeBob Curves | March 5, 2006 7:10 AM

6

They have one on display at the Sharper Image downtown if you want to check it out . (at least they did around Xmas). very creepy!

Posted by spunky | March 5, 2006 9:32 AM

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