Oh lordy, when i clicked on the link to the second photo and it popped up on my 19" monitor at work, i think it irrepairably damaged my reputation amongst my co-workers. Marion Berry has never seen THAT much crack.

To be honest, for the first five minutes I spent staring at the photos, I was sure I was looking at some wax approximation being unveiled at Madame Tussaud's or something. But no, that's him, in real life, entering a Super Bowl party, according to the caption...

When I first saw this pic making the rounds on the web, I was struck by how much Em's starting to look like Roger Ebert. Do you see it?

Baby got back

No one has an ass that smooth and, dare I say, bootylicious. No one.

He must be destroyed.

Huge? I wouldn't call it huge. And in any case, it's rather nice. I've never before noticed how pretty he is. :D

That's a very hairless ass. Is he getting it waxed? Yick.

more cushion for the pushin'...i like it!

What's wrong with a little loot in ye olde boot?

Who except a virgin, likes lttle boy like butt?

Me and my friends like Man Ass - and all it can provide over 24 hours.

Keep the skinny, bony butts covered, please.

Thanks for your very informative blog post "Eminem's Aforementioned Humongous Butt," that appeared in March 2 Slog. The writer showed great understanding of the problem. Humongous Butt is an unfortunate biological accident and it is cruel and heartless to regard victims of this phenomena with the same contempt the public has with Roger Ebert.
Thanks again

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Let freedom ring!

Just to clarify, in writing about Eminem's humongous butt, I don't mean to suggest he's "fat" or anything else.
His butt looks very fit and healthy, if unnervingly tan. But it's HUGE--it looks like he's wearing one of comedy prosthetic asses, or has a perfectly fit butt that just happens to be built for someone twice his size.

It must be fake. He did a video with gigantic fake butts on just about everyone. He seems to think that it's funny. Besides, the color nowhere near matches his face. There are relatively few people whose asses are more tanned than their face.

Here's a link to a Blade article with Eminem's butt. It looks pretty much the same to me.

Blade link to Eminem's butt.

www.washblade.com/.../ 12/04&end=12/19/04

I still want him to fuck me until I cant feel like homosexual loose asshole anymore...i hope yall know that even though (in my opinion) he has a fine ass, his penis is 9 fucking inches....holy shit...*creams*