Double Puff Oreos
While busting a pot operation, the DEA found candy and soda products laced with pot…
Confiscated items reportedly bore labels including Stoney Ranchers, Munchy Way, Rasta Reece’s, Buddafingers, Pot Tarts, Double Puff Oreo, Keef Kat, Twixed, Budtella, Puff-A-Mint Pattie, Puffsi, Bong’s Root Beer, and Toka-Cola.
The feds say they’re worried that pot-laced candy and soft drinks will tempt children. Don’t know about kids, but I’m certainly tempted. Double Puff Oreos? I’ll take a case. Make it two. Still, as a responsible pot user, I wouldn’t want any kids to get their hands on Double Puffs—not on my stash, at any rate. Because, as one DEA agent quoted in the story said, ‘[kids who] get their hands on these products [will] think they are just normal candy or soft drinks.”
It just goes to show you that people who grow and sell pot are monsters. It practically goes without saying that the responsible folks who produce and market legal intoxicants would never, ever create products that children might mistake for normal candy or soft drinks.
Oh, wait. Any poor kids who run across these alcohol popsicles might be confused…
And the new malt liquor beverages that resemble energy drinks might confuse kids…
To say nothing of the “100% Fruit Juice” line of “alcopops” that Anheuser-Busch is rolling out…
…alcoholic fruit drinks in such flavors as strawberry with passion fruit and cranberry with peach. The St. Louis company recently invited editors at some of the nation’s top women’s magazines for free manicures and facials at a Manhattan spa, where they sampled the drinks…. A fall 2004 poll of 12- to 18-year-olds by the AMA showed the extent of girls’ exposure to ads promoting alcopops…. The poll found that more girls swigged alcopops in the previous six months than teen boys (31 percent versus 19 percent)…
Yeah, lock up the pot dealers and pot growers. They’re a danger to the kiddies.
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