http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/a_little_chin_m Courtesy of the Onion: SAN DIEGO—In an interview following Japan's 10-6 victory against Cuba in the World Baseball Classic championship game Monday, Ichiro Suzuki called the tournament a "great opportunity to represent anything besides the Seattle Mariners." "Playing alongside my countrymen on the world stage was nice, but the highlight of the event for me was not having to watch helplessly from the on-deck circle as [Seattle outfielder] Willie Bloomquist pops out for the fourth time in one game," said Ichiro, who has been contemplating a return to his non-Mariner roots since late 2003. "Honestly, I would have played for... Copyright 2007 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:09:58 -0800 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:25:00 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Willie Fuckin' Bloomquist makes the Onion! Hosannah!

]]> fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/a_little_chin_m#c048983 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/03/a_little_chin_m#c048983 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:04:05 -0800 And from the looks of them in Spring Training, they're still awful.

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