The Second Coming (Presented By Microsoft)
Seeing as how you pretty much have to be the Son of God in order to get your hands on the Xbox 360 (how’s that grand vision of a global launch going, Microsoft?), it’s only fitting that a 360 with the image of Jesus supposedly on the packaging is currently getting monster bids on ebay.
And nothing demonstrates your devotion to Him more than profiting from his image, be it on eBay or by building a theme park.